Muppet

I'd just like to say, my cat's a moron.

Comes in while I'm upstairs on the computer; yowling excitedly (how do they do that with their mouths full...). Wandered up to the stairs to see what he's up to, he's punching something around the hall, and into my slippers by the front door. He then concentrates so much on what I'm doing upstairs that he completely fails to notice the mouse make it's escape past him into the lounge right in front of his nose. And stares puzzled at the empty slipper and the corner the mouse was in for five minutes while I attempt to point out the error of his ways.

Put too much effort into looking cute I think.