Seals humping
By 'eck, I'm knackered.
Been a weekend of some hectic'ness. My good buddy, Worksmeister Alien Kev came up north to hit my house with hammers until it was better. And he brought an angle grinder. Mmmmmmmmm angle grinder..... Every kitchen needs one. The ultimate boy toy. My mate Kaz came up as well for providing tea, glamour and getting the hell out of Ipswich herself! Plenty stuff done, plenty more to do. Some drinkies taken in the evenings; unfortunately encountered a few local shitheads last night which spoilt it for me, no heavy drama but enough to blunt the evening for me.
So, off to the local spot of tourist interest this morning before we commence work. Donna Nook range again. A few more seals than last time. Hundreds of the buggers in fact. They're right up to the fence; and in the places where there's no fence, people are walking right up to them, or at least until the seal says "sod off mate, that's near enough". Kind of mixed feelings on this... I don't like the very large crowd present treating real live animals like a petting zoo. But it gets kids and parents close, and respecting and learning, which can only be a positive thing. And yes, there really were seals humping. In front of everyone. And in front of their pups, the poor little sod was looking away. I mean, how much did the thought of our folks having sex freak US out? They've just got no shame. I'm sure I can flog the pictures to some fetish website or other....
Been a weekend of some hectic'ness. My good buddy, Worksmeister Alien Kev came up north to hit my house with hammers until it was better. And he brought an angle grinder. Mmmmmmmmm angle grinder..... Every kitchen needs one. The ultimate boy toy. My mate Kaz came up as well for providing tea, glamour and getting the hell out of Ipswich herself! Plenty stuff done, plenty more to do. Some drinkies taken in the evenings; unfortunately encountered a few local shitheads last night which spoilt it for me, no heavy drama but enough to blunt the evening for me.
So, off to the local spot of tourist interest this morning before we commence work. Donna Nook range again. A few more seals than last time. Hundreds of the buggers in fact. They're right up to the fence; and in the places where there's no fence, people are walking right up to them, or at least until the seal says "sod off mate, that's near enough". Kind of mixed feelings on this... I don't like the very large crowd present treating real live animals like a petting zoo. But it gets kids and parents close, and respecting and learning, which can only be a positive thing. And yes, there really were seals humping. In front of everyone. And in front of their pups, the poor little sod was looking away. I mean, how much did the thought of our folks having sex freak US out? They've just got no shame. I'm sure I can flog the pictures to some fetish website or other....

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