Heaven

"I knocked on the pearly gates, neatly side-stepping the long queue

Waved hi to St. Peter who checked my card and let me through

I smiled, Threw my hands in the air,

Laughed,

And got arrested.

They said "Hey man, you're in the wrong place

You behaviour is a disgrace

Here we pray every hour, on the hour, read extracts from the Bible and look solemn"

"What" says I, "No party? No party? Let me out!"

Let me out of Heaven, I got it wrong no I can't stay here

No laughing in Heaven, Let me out, I just can't stay here "