God bothering

Well, got the Easter advertising through from the local religion people. The local church have gone for the long haired hippy Jesus, looks like Bin Laden but with a lamb, staff and olive branch instead of an AK74. The Jehova's lot on the other hand have gone for a full colour, bruised, battered and whipped pre crucifixion mode Jesus with short beard, sun tan and glistening muscles in a purple robe. Action hero Jesus. They're also hosting a talk telling us "how you can feel safe in this troubled world". Mwahahahahahahahaah!!!! I look forward to it's sequel, "how to nail jelly to the ceiling". Folks, I felt a damned sight safer when facing the daily threat of nuclear annihilation in the seventies and eighties. Of the two leaflets, the local church one is a bit cardboardy, and I'm not sure about the print quality; that might leave marks... where as the Jo'Wits one is slightly abraisive, but not too much so that it'll remove skin, and not so glossy that you'd get a shiny white effect. Probaby that's better for a good effective wipe, and if you're tidy minded it's flexible enough to fit around the existing roll.

Oh, and for those who worried, or indeed knew, my appointment on Monday at the cardiac ward went without incident, the ultrasound says A-OK, so it's back to the waiting list for ANOTHER waste of time before my doc clicks onto the fact that my bad chest MIGHT just be be mild late onset asthma brought on by my crap working conditions, or stress.