London underground... hmmm, we know a song about them....

Anybody seen that news article about Transport for London getting totally prissy about the fella on Youtube who's posted a film of him ski'ing down the longest escalator in Europe? Urging the police to take the "strongest possible action" against similar offenders, and urging the film maker to "contact them so they can discuss the potential dangers of his stunt". Oh my. You boring, grey, flat little jobsworths. I bet you sound like John Major's Spitting Image pupppet. Didn't he fill in the proper health and safety risk assessment? Diddums. It's only stuff like this that brings any colour to this country anymore. Without it, we'd all be as grey and as boring and as SAFE as you'd like us, that'd make us all very managable. Don't like the sound of that. Transport for London, Shadey Mike would just like to say to you "get a bloody life and spend your time making the trains run on time, nothing more". And in the spirit of spreading the fun, for those who've not seen the stunt....

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