A hundred and twenty's plenty
Anybody else annoyed with those 20mph limits and their damned annoying "twenty's plenty" signs? Nannying rubbish. Like the "Careful now" sign in Father Ted. What genius thought of that slogan? Twenty's plenty? It bloody isn't. Not even near. Hit a f*ckwit at that speed and he won't die, he may survive to continute breeding and dumbing out the nation. We don't want that, do we. We need to thin out the idiots, it's called natural selection. Works in the wild, same principal applies here. Too thick to live? Spat. You're fertiliser, pal. No waste. Nothing to see here. Move on. We're missing a moron. Good! One less. Lets be clear about this.
ROADS ARE FOR CARS.
Cyclists, if they want to play should learn proper road safety and use it. Damnit, my generation did. That's why they're still alive. Why can't the current lot? Kids in the street? Tufty club. Green Cross man. Worked for me, I'm still here. Too thick to listen? Too cool for schewl? Evolution speaks loud, I see Father Darwin taking aim from behind that ice cream van with his Smith & Wesson .44 Evolver. If a peddy strolls across my space while not considering me and my two tons of powered metal, well he's my bitch. As the holy William said, "put your foot down and turn on your windshield wipers". Folks, it's weeding out the worthless. Lets make a crusade of this, everyone join me on Monday down at the upgrade shop, free nitro and bullbars for all. Lets do it for the good of the country.
ROADS ARE FOR CARS.
Cyclists, if they want to play should learn proper road safety and use it. Damnit, my generation did. That's why they're still alive. Why can't the current lot? Kids in the street? Tufty club. Green Cross man. Worked for me, I'm still here. Too thick to listen? Too cool for schewl? Evolution speaks loud, I see Father Darwin taking aim from behind that ice cream van with his Smith & Wesson .44 Evolver. If a peddy strolls across my space while not considering me and my two tons of powered metal, well he's my bitch. As the holy William said, "put your foot down and turn on your windshield wipers". Folks, it's weeding out the worthless. Lets make a crusade of this, everyone join me on Monday down at the upgrade shop, free nitro and bullbars for all. Lets do it for the good of the country.

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Ooo god pissed in your cornflakes didn't he chuck
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