Irony

Do me a favour folks; if you happen to run into me on this night next year, buy me a pint... not only is it the end of my pay cycle and I'll be skint; but I could use a decent Aug 30th for a change. I know life is circular but this is ridiculous !! On this basis, I should refuse to touch a motor vehicle tomorrow for fear of decapitation !

Not aiming to put the the boot in myself, but was feeling a little edgy so I gritted my teeth and logged into the hated F board for long enough to attempt to retrieve my old journal and dump it into word format; been putting that job off long enough due to my aversion to the place. Too late. My "gold status" has expired; all my journal entries have been chopped back to 200 characters and I'm not spending the tenner it takes to bump the status back on the offchance that the original data's still in the system because frankly I resent that site getting another farthing from me. Oh well, when my biography's written it'll have to miss about a year of my life.