Lifestyle hints and tips.....

Condiments for burgers, ah yes. I've discovered an important tip to enhance your enjoyment of meat based products; in this case very tasty buffalo burgers. Not the first time I've had buffalo and I enjoy it; they grow it... ahem... in Yorkshire and all good meaty home grown things are to be found in that fine food county. Anyhoo.... back to the condiment advice. IF you happen to encounter a small bottle of red liquid marked "Dave's Insanity Sauce"...... LEAVE THE F*CKER ALONE !!!! NOTHING TO SEE HERE !!! WALK AWAY !!! NOTHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN !!! Thanks to that god awful stuff I had to have two dinners in quick sucession, one a very nice buffalo burger, and the other the veggie pitta, humous and apple juice I had to have immediately afterwards to reboot my mouth, immune system and pain receptors.

More tales from the Cropredy Folk Festival to come....