Bring out the freaks

Must be the summer for them.

Leaving Mablethorpe.... oh classy town... Sunday evening. There for the purpose of paying a visit to a mate of mine who's having a family holiday in that place. The light's just started to take that slightly golden quality of evening, autumn's clearly on the way in. That's "Fall" to any Yanks reading this, ok? Got away from the beach and away from the crowds, approaching the edge of town where I spotted a slim figure on the right side of the car looking as if to cross the road, short denim skirt and a khaki vest top. Oh-ho says I, might be worth wasting a glance on. Only to spot a bloke in his fifties in drag complete with moustache and what looked suspiciously like NHS specs, and he MIGHT have been wearing a flat cap, but I couldn't swear to it, my mind might have placed that for comedy completeness.

Oh my. There's nowt so folk as queers.