Food music
Y'know, there are those that would argue that having curry for breakfast is foolish; that a big plate of bhaji's for lunch is un-necessary and that another curry for supper is over-egging the pudding.
But those people are tired of life.
And are probably short of bog paper.
And have more varied food in the fridge than me.
Popped into the Station Hotel for a bevvy on the way home; Old Peculier, mmmmm. Must be mellowing in my old age, managed to sit through the kareoke night without feeling the urge to run anyone through with a broken golf club. So here's the kareoke headgame.... OK, most women sing in pairs and neither has the confidence or aggression to go for it as they should; I can see that's probably related to the "why do women go to the toilet in groups" question. But why do groups of blokes get up to sing a song and then just hoot and howl like guys in a football crowd? Do they think it's freelance; edgy; heady? Do they think it's funny? Do they think it's good to listen too? Mr Oik, it just shows you up to be the idiot that your wearing of a football shirt with someone elses name on it implies that you might be.
But those people are tired of life.
And are probably short of bog paper.
And have more varied food in the fridge than me.
Popped into the Station Hotel for a bevvy on the way home; Old Peculier, mmmmm. Must be mellowing in my old age, managed to sit through the kareoke night without feeling the urge to run anyone through with a broken golf club. So here's the kareoke headgame.... OK, most women sing in pairs and neither has the confidence or aggression to go for it as they should; I can see that's probably related to the "why do women go to the toilet in groups" question. But why do groups of blokes get up to sing a song and then just hoot and howl like guys in a football crowd? Do they think it's freelance; edgy; heady? Do they think it's funny? Do they think it's good to listen too? Mr Oik, it just shows you up to be the idiot that your wearing of a football shirt with someone elses name on it implies that you might be.
posted by Fred the Singing Bandit at 8:04 am
2 Comments:
And your perforfmance would be?
Better than their's. If I have to sing I at least would want to do it as well as I can; not rely on some new blokish football chump'ism, get quite enough of that when I make the mistake of switching over to football on the idiot-tube :oD
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