From the mouths of babes

To the list of "Conversations I never want to have with my mate's thirteen year old or for that matter anybody else's either" you can add the following; the "What's a butt plug?" question.

Also, having dodged that particular bullet, and seeing that said child has returned to conference with his younger brother, the next thing you want to hear from the child in a public place surrounded by other families is NOT the following phrase shouted at a around hundred and fifty decibels....

"OI, I KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW, IT'S A DILDO FOR SHOVING UP YOUR ARSE!!!"

The phrase "GAH!" springs to mind.....