Pavvo

RIP to the big man. Here are some of the responses from the wags on my fav' newsgroup....

"Do we fell a forest to bury him or go for cremation & give the ozone layer a hammering?"

"Cremation? The man's self-basting!"

"Burial at sea? Oh no, the sea levels are already rising; what aboutfiring him off into space? Or would that be a bit risky if it knocked the moon's orbit out of true?"

"Can't we just turn him into bio-fuel and slash the price of a gallon of unleaded due to the glut?"

"Give him to a family from the Faroe islands. He would keep them in food and fuel for a winter."

"They could just hollow him out and live inside."

"Render the fat f*cker down and flog the result to the local pizza shop."

"Sheds R Us would be a cheaper option than a coffin maker"

"The Three Tenors are down to twenty quid."

"Domingo has relaunched himself as a baritone so make that £10"

Tsk, they just don't appreciate art in that place.......