Twenty two puffs and a puff of air in a leather bag

I believe I'm right in saying that there's an inferior sport to Rugby Union called "Football" played by men who are even too weedy to play League? And somebody said that there was an important match tonight, and that it was really important to beat Croatia, and that it would be really humiliating to lose?

To quote my mate from HMR&C.....

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Too much money; too many houses; too many pies. Exhibition players from an exhibition league, no grit. Sod 'em.