Lurgy strikes christmas
Ooooh Yakabouuuuul !!!
I'm typing this wearing a very dodgy m'tache at the moment 'coz I had a four day growth on and shaved in a hurry. Don't worry, normal service will soon be resumed, I don't plan on looking like a twat again as I did around '96 when I last bore the hairy caterpillar. I do from time actually consider going for the discipline of the early '90's beard growning contests from Donington times and seeing what a fortnights worth would look like in this day and age. Unfortunately, I think the answer's scruffy, pikey and stupid so I never get beyond the considering stage.
Anyway. It would appear that the whole christmas gig is under threat; finally kicked off the christmas shop with avengence today, only to get home feeling decidely ragged. A couple of hours down the road and it appears that full on lurgy has taken up residence, with a rotten sense of timing. And there's me with a day and a half left of shopping too....
I'm typing this wearing a very dodgy m'tache at the moment 'coz I had a four day growth on and shaved in a hurry. Don't worry, normal service will soon be resumed, I don't plan on looking like a twat again as I did around '96 when I last bore the hairy caterpillar. I do from time actually consider going for the discipline of the early '90's beard growning contests from Donington times and seeing what a fortnights worth would look like in this day and age. Unfortunately, I think the answer's scruffy, pikey and stupid so I never get beyond the considering stage.
Anyway. It would appear that the whole christmas gig is under threat; finally kicked off the christmas shop with avengence today, only to get home feeling decidely ragged. A couple of hours down the road and it appears that full on lurgy has taken up residence, with a rotten sense of timing. And there's me with a day and a half left of shopping too....
posted by Fred the Singing Bandit at 6:48 pm
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