Touche

So today a manager from my old unit accosted me as I strolled around the building with a clipboard doing light duty, day shifty gentleman's hours kinda tasks and said "what HAVE they got you doing on light duties anyway"?

To which I looked him in the eye and said "oh well, basically sitting down, scratching my bollocks, drinking tea, counting the 40% shift allowance and avoiding everything that I possibly can. In fact, pretty much what I was doing for two and a half years in your mob".

I'm sorry, it wasn't big, clever or funny but I couldn't resist....

Today's been quite interesting. It's funny but this enforced idleness at work is possibly not a bad thing in some ways. I'm rested and feeling a little better. And someone has given me a very, VERY bad and evil idea.....