See, it DOES make you go blind and dead. Eventually.

So Paul Raymond's carked it... that is for those of you who are of a sheltered upbringing disposition, the British Mr Porn, the late publisher of such publications as "Men Only", "Mayfair" and at the lower end of the quality spectrum (and exceedingly much more available to schoolboys of a certain age) "Escort". I think then that we should expect a memorial "one off the wrist" tonight from all those blokes in the 30 -45 age bracket who's first (fifth hand, crusty pages yeuuuch) grot mag hidden under the mattress, and first "mum, I want to wash the bedsheets myself" incident were down to his product.

Allegedly.

From what I'm told.

Etc.