Keep the DNA flowing....

While working on the other side of the water, at the recommendation of some of the local chaps I paid the local canteen a visit, not for the culinary wonderment to be found within but for a cheap laugh at the locals. And what can I say, folks, other than inbreeding REALLY isn't good for you, the human race goes only so far under it's own steam, you have to mix some foreign genetic material in every now and again.

And speaking of which, I'd just like to raise the following concern to the young mum's of my hometown, following on from a rant I posted about the Cod'isti many months ago. Girls, when you're eight months gone, maternity frocks are the way to go and may be found in a range of colours and styles from a selection of retail outlets. Skin tight, asure blue metalic finished vest tops which show your belly protruding from the bottom, with tight leggings are most definately not required. It's for your own good, thank you for your time, good luck snagging a dad.