Alkiefrolics, turn away now...

What was your correspondent doing a couple of days ago? Putting ten thousand litres of passable red wine to the sword and watching it go "phut". Don't get too distressed. Just don't think about it. But you've heard of the european wine lake? I just made another. And what's more, they paid me to do it. Bloody glad I was stood behind the glass directing, and not actually tipping the stuff into the shredder; I think just breathing the air in there would have put one over the drink drive limit!! Oh, the humanity. Of course, this DID give me the opportunity to pop home for a late breakfast on the way back to the office, which makes a welcome change from the sandwich shop, lovely as they are I require something other than tuna rolls every now and again; oh damnable healthly lifestyle!