Strange shite that strikes you while in the pub

... that my old and pale beer oppo down south, the man AB, if sprayed brown, is the spitting image of Halifax "too irritating to live" Howard. Where did THAT thought come from? Why didn't I leave it there? Hey hoo. Anyway. Sofa 1, Mikey nil. I'm going to have to put a caffene drip system on that thing if I'm going to continute sitting on it.