Suicide bunnies

I think I've discovered an Al-Qaeda training scheme in Lincolnshire. Rabbit suicide bombers. As soon as they work out how to make a rabbit scream "Allah Akbar" and press a detonator button with a paw, there won't be a safe car in the country. Driving the other night, encounted several of the little buggers in my headlights. Swerve to avoid the most pressing one, and instead of bugging out to safety he did a swift one eighty turn and ran straight into my drivers side front wheel. Thud. Game over. Now this one wasn't wearing the bomb vest so he was clearly training but when cars start catching fire for no apparent reason at high speed, remember folks, you read it here first.....