Fart jokes are still funny
Indeed they are.
But explain to me this, or file it forever in the "nowt so queer as folk" section. WHY, on Saturday while walking to the pub, did I encounter a bloke with a carrier bag plonked beside him, apparently waiting for a lift by a street corner wearing a full gas mask*? The midland's first Islamic gas attack in the making? How bizarre.
* a Soviet era full head mask, if I'm any judge of these things.
But explain to me this, or file it forever in the "nowt so queer as folk" section. WHY, on Saturday while walking to the pub, did I encounter a bloke with a carrier bag plonked beside him, apparently waiting for a lift by a street corner wearing a full gas mask*? The midland's first Islamic gas attack in the making? How bizarre.
* a Soviet era full head mask, if I'm any judge of these things.
posted by Fred the Singing Bandit at 6:34 pm
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