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Be caught in ghastly traffic jam in a strange town.
Be trapped alongside small car containing blonde woman on her way home from work, going equally nowhere.
Passenger winds down window, crank up stereo to maximum volume and play 30 second long track entitled "Vatican Broadside"by local satirical humourist musical act.
Drive off to see blonde traffic jam victim pissing herself with laughter in rear view mirror.
SORTED.
Be trapped alongside small car containing blonde woman on her way home from work, going equally nowhere.
Passenger winds down window, crank up stereo to maximum volume and play 30 second long track entitled "Vatican Broadside"by local satirical humourist musical act.
Drive off to see blonde traffic jam victim pissing herself with laughter in rear view mirror.
SORTED.
posted by Fred the Singing Bandit at 12:04 am
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