Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Stephen Hawking

OK, let's get this out of the way now...


"I think Stephen Hawking should have definitely renewed his subscription with Norton AntiVirus."

"20 quid says the Windows Shutdown noise plays when he dies."

"Perhaps stephen Hawking would feel refreshed if he pressed f5"

""I just don't get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no one says anything about Stephen Hawking being shit at football, do they?!"Give credit where it's due, mate - he's great at dribbling."

Personally I preferred the one about the German plumber...

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